To give a prelude, I am a big fan of Guy Ritchie's movies. Some references in this post can be directly quoted to his movies and the movie Miller's Crossing. I admit it, and I dont want any agency to start digging into this post to find out the references.
Chennai :
One week back, DMK and Congress were together, they looked like the perfect balance, one helping other to escape from some other thing.
When it was confirmed by the CBI that PM was aware of the 2G allocation, and he had approved it, all of a sudden the DMK cut loose.
DMK went on to politize the Tamil Ealam problem.
Since CBI had done this at the right time, when DMK wanted to cut loose, it was believed that the announcement against the PM was with a political motive, pro DMK against Congress.
Now later when DMK quit from the alliance of UPA, for which there was no effect , CBI requested DMK to join a Math Class and learn the numbers properly.
Unfortunately DMK rejected the proposal upfront as Math cannot be taught in Tamil. There was no qualified teacher in the whole world to teach Maths without using an English word.
So DMK is now looking to file a case against the education minister as the system does not promote Tamil.
CBI got offended due to it, and they decided to raid MK Stalin's house and found that he was really poor in Math, as he did not know how many cars he had, and where were those at that time.
All they could find was some DVDs of movies distributed by Red Giant Movies.
And MK Stalin was told that his son Udhayanidhi Stalin was found driving a luxury imported car in the year 2007, as the reason for the raid.
Seeing the recent developments, Customs Department has said CBI department instead of looking through the scams is playing with toy cars, while its the birth right of Customs Department to look into this and not CBI's.
Customs Department has requested a independent supreme agency to find out why CBI is involving in their internal affairs.
And when asked our PM , as to who ordered the raids, PM has said that the Government has no role to play in this on the other hand CBI has said that its part of their routine protocol to conduct raids on any party's heads when they quit the alliance.
To add fuel to the fire, whether CBI is independent or not, CBI Director Ranjit Sinha has said the timing of such an act by CBI is inappropriate.
So who ordered that raid ?
When you cant trust a fix, what can you trust ?! There is no ethics involved even in fixing ! You fix something to expect it to happen that way, if even that can be trusted, how do you even know whats happening !
Now comes the real twist, whose side CBI is in, and what is their actual motive nobody could understand. When asked for expert opinion from the Hollywood, Guy Ritchie who is known for his gangster movies with n number of crossings, double crossings, triple crossings, revealed that he would never be able to do such a story , as it appears that nobody is under control of nobody, and their actions doesnt seem relevant at all.
The opposition party has also made its presence felt, they were quoted saying ' There would have been some one who had definitely ordered CBI to conduct a raid. To find who did it , they wanted a separate independent probe'. But they remained silent when told that CBI is the one who had to do it in India, and how on earth they could order a investigation on themselves.
In a surprising development it was found that it was the raid was ordered by the Australian Cricket Board to threaten the Indian Cricket team and BCCI. But why Chennai ? The Australian coach Micky Arthur had said that from the homework assignments which he gave to the Australian Cricketers it was found a list of players were responsible for Australia's loss, as they performed very well.
And when the last benchers who did not submit their homeworks , who were told do some extra assignments , they google'd about the players they found one common thing in them, that they were playing for Chennai Super Kings. And when they google'd about Chennai all they could find was a man with yellow towel posing everywhere ! So they had decided to conduct a raid on that man's family members.
Bye til nex,
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