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Hi all,
There is a shocking news which have gripped the nation, high profile terrorist Ajmal Kasab has shown symptoms of Dengue, which is primarily caused by mosquitoes.

Now, all fellow citizens are wondering how on earth did this happen after many crores spent on the prison for his security.

Meanwhile the lawyer who was arguing in favour of Kasab's mercy pettition plea, demanded that he needs a report on the timeline of events happened which resulted in his illness. He is demanding CCTV footage of the prison and has requested the Police department to catch the mosquito involved in the act.
Meanwhile people in Mumbai have started celebrating Diwali in advance, now instead of burning effigies of Ravan , people have started burning effigies of Kasab, and instead of bow and arrow, people are using arrows decorated with mosquitoes signifying the contribution of mosquito which did what Indian Government was not able to do.

And when asked our Mantri-G they were all worried that India now has serious security loop holes, and event went on to say that a big hole is there in our system, as even mosquito can get in and out easily.
And Mantri-G told that its only a matter of time, that junior-G has now grown up from eating Cerelac to Parle-G and he will settle these issues once he has got the post and the power.

Also, when asked opposition leaders about this incident, it was quoted that Congress is playing hide and seek with Kasab, and it did not have the guts which the mosquito had, and even went on to add that the mosquito is follower of the opposition party, and went on to add that Congress wont do anything against the mosquito as they are scared of their vote banks from the doctors, as mosquitoes help to add to the revenue of the doctors.

But sources say that both the opposition and ruling party remained silent why mosquito attacked Yash Chopra, who was never in the picture.

Meanwhile people in TamilNadu and Andhra have built on stories that Eega/ Naan e movie is the inspiration for this stupendous achievement. And people in Karnataka have claimed that its because of Sudeep, that the movie was a blockbuster and they demanded share in the revenue of the movie, as a tit-for-tat for Kaveri water.
But all the three states remained silent when it was told that the original inspiration for the movie was Cockroach, which came in 2010.

As the issue developed into a sensation which gripped the nation , celebs have tweeted hailing the mosquito , and even one of the celeb tweeted that he will vote for the party which has mosquito as their party emblem.

And the presidential candidates of the US, had a debate on this too. One argued that such a act of braveness by the mosquito must be rewarded, while the other said, such a cowardly government should be reprimanded , the Government should have taken care of this issue before the Indian mosquitoes took the job, and said that India has started outsourcing jobs to mosquitoes even, and as a result US in major threat.

Kasab, meanwhile was found enjoying his regular KFC bucket, which was prepared under all kind of sensors to monitor the preparation, and to keep him healthy. A Pakistani citizen tweeted that Pakistan will develop a chemical and spray it all over India to kill the mosquitoes.
When asked about it, Pakistani officials said that they have no connection with the tweet , but also said that if the Indian Government agrees, it will partner Indian government to tackle this health problem, since Indians are also getting affected, and it cared for India. For exchange, India needs to hand over the mosquito which caused the incident.

Cartoonists in India have drawn attention of the world by drawing mosquitoes, and the text read ' Mosquito arrested for biting a terrorist'. Ministry of Information and Broadcasting have declared that mosquitoes also will be added to their scan list along with the web, and said the ministry will take sufficient steps to ensure that fellow insects don't indulge in such acts and requested them to stay in their own houses.

Facebook India has reported that lot of posts are now posted with mosquitoes and revealed a surprising stat that number of the likes and pages created over the day have been tremendous, and now they expect their share price to go up as all the NGOs and Nature clubs have promoted these pages.


And regional communal parties have went on to the extent of finding the origins of these mosquitoes to prove their religious identity, as to show that even the mosquitoes which follow their religion are patriotic and work for the nation.
Google reported that most searched keyword for the day was Darwin's theory and origin of species.


Bye til nex,